Library Hours
Patron: What time do you close?
Me: Nine.
Patron: AM or PM?
Me: We're open twelve to nine.
Patron: Yeah, but AM or PM?
Me: *death glare* What!?
Patron: Oh. I guess you close at 9 PM then.
Me: Yeah, as in twenty minutes.
Patron: So, wait, you mean...
Me: I mean...
Patron: OK I GET IT.
Nov 5th